🧪 Kev N' Friends Laboratory Reports
📄 LOOPY FRIENDS - Lab Report [ANALYSIS #C69-420]
Here at Forsaken Labs we take the utmost care to ensure all metaverse portals are functioning safely and efficiently! It has come to our attention that one of our interns, I will resist the urge to mention any names... (Donnie) may have failed to turn on the Z-Deflector around the lab... and set the alarm... and clean up the microwave when he is done using it...
We aren't upset, we recognize that not all lab workers are created equal, or created with the same amount of brain cells. The intern in question (Donnie) has been reprimanded and has been stripped of his/her microwave priveleges.
On the 18th of April, 2022, we received surveillance footage of an unidentified Zingy (Alien-creature from planet Zeptune) breaking into our lab and opening the Pixel-verse portal, allowing Kev to escape his metaverse and find his way into the Loopy-verse.
The creature known as Kev seems to be enjoying his time in the Loopy-verse with his new friends, according to the many surveillance recordings of him and his many friends riding around on absurb vehicles listening to strangely groovy tunes.
I just hope this is the last time those damn Zingies break into our lab to disturb our experiments... god help us if they manage to break open the Goob-verse portal!
Anyways, we are working on restoring the broken Loopy-portal to get Kev back to his own metaverse. Other than that all is well inside the Labs! The Zuk is running, the portals are powered, the Z-Deflector is engaged and I ate Donnies lunch!
Dr. Pudgekin
📄 THE GOOBS - Lab Report [ANALYSIS #C70-80085]
Thank goodness my job is limited to studying the Goob-verse. I spent all of one week analyzing those lunatics in the Loopy-verse and nearly went loopy myself. How can they just sit there riding the same vehicle listening to the same song for every minute of every day???
Well the Goob-verse is much more interesting in my eyes. These creatures seem to share a lot of similarities to Kev and his friends in the Loopy-verse. Their blank stare is representative of what I can only imagine is a completely empty brain. Eyes looking in different directions, strange expressions, and a complete misunderstanding of what constitutes a hat all lead me to believe these creatures have an intelligence much like that of a slug.
However despite their apparent lack of intelligence, they seem to display remarkable aptitude for practical jokes and tricks. More research is needed before confirming exactly what is going on with these strange, furry creatures.
Dr. McMuppet
📄 (: - Lab Report !REDACTED! [ANALYSIS #C71-1337]
!REPORT REDACTED - This is secret information ^-^